December 2008
28 posts
I'm A One Track Lover
From Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace
Stealth Cat
Check this sly little bastard out.
It has been said that I’m a gentleman but never a gentle man.
Boyfriends
How to hide one's porn.
Can’t remember where I found this image, but it does illustrate how to hide your porn - the more folders the better.
CNN's Funny Facebook
Found this on facebook sometime ago. If you’re feeling bad about finding it amusing, take comfort in knowing that this person ‘allegedly’ sells drugs to kids.
Patrick Bateman - American Psycho
I have modeled myself on this chamer, the psycho side, not the american.
Shooting Stars
Tomorrow night in the United Kingdom, one of my favourite TV shows of all time, Shooting Stars, returns for a one off christmas special.
Celebrate with me by watching this video of Bob Mortimer skanking!
Letterman Interrupts the Today Show
“It’s a kite!”
You know why smoking is so cool? Because kids aren’t allowed to...
– Chris Norton
I got kicked out of my Role Playing Club for abusing my position as Arch-Mage.
– Crookall - College Law
Lazy Town Remix
this is quite possibly the greatest song i have ever heard - soon to become greatest ringtone ever
Teeside Tin Tin
Simply hilarious. I think this kind of humour is often underestimated, or maybe I’m just really simple. Time will tell.
Chris Norton Norton
Allow myself to introduce myself, Chris Norton Norton, so nice they named him twice.
Advent Calendars.
I worked out today that if I wanted enough advent calendars so i could open a door every day of the year, I would need 15 and a bit 24 day calendars. Of course, I’d only need 12 of those 31 day calendars, but those jeffers went out with the millennium bug. Also, the temptation to eat all of them at once would be present for the whole year.
It’s just too much of a risk.